Kako još zbuniti policajca?

Odabrao Valter

Briljantno! Tekst dokumenta uručenog policajcu je ispod ovog videa.

I created a new double sided document (laminated too!) which reads….

SIDE 1

LEGAL DOCUMENT

This document contains some very important legal information.

FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, PLEASE READ IT CAREFULLY UNTIL THE END.

By holding this document, it has now been officially served on you.

I choose to remain silent.

As this is being recorded, you are strongly advised to take heed of your own warning and avoid saying or doing anything, as it could be used as evidence against you.

Any requests you make are politely declined. Orders on the other hand, are welcomed. (Please see reverse for details)

WARNING: Ignoring this notice is assumed consent in law. (Ignorance is no defence in the law)

[P.T.O. for more details]

SIDE 2

Message to Human Beings ACTING as POLICE OFFICERS.

First of all — just the fact that you are human makes you nothing short of amazing in my eyes. I honour the humanity in you.

DECLINING REQUESTS:

As you are aware, if you make a request I can and do politely decline.

Examples of requests
(eg ‘Who are you ? , ‘Will you please move along?’ , ‘Can you tell me what you are doing?’)

Remaining Silent

As you regularly warn us that ‘anything you say can be taken down and used in evidence against you,’ I have concluded that the best thing anyone can do is to remain silent whilst any where near someone ACTING as a police officer. If you are interested in a conversation as an equal fellow human being, I may consider it, in the same way as I would consider whether or not I would talk to any ‘stranger.’ I do however welcome hugs and you have my full permission to give me one at any time as long as it is clearly a loving one!

As mentioned overleaf, orders are welcome. However, just like when you make an order in a restaurant, there is a menu with prices attached, so too will you be charged for each order you enforce on me (see below). As you know, all orders must be backed in law and I expect you to quote the wording of any law which you are using to back an order.

MENU OF PRICES FOR YOUR ORDERS

First Name Free of Charge
Providing Details £500
Moving on £750
Depriving me freedom of expression £1000
Arrest £2000
Court Appearance (per day) £4000

Please Note: This contract is between myself and you – the human being holding this, and NOT with any organization.

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